[Traffic Noise]
Sir, my hand is broken. - Go away.
Madam, I have a broken hand. - Go away.
God, you are the father of the whole universe.
Day after tomorrow is the Rakhi festival.
Like every year, even this year, take my Rakhi to my brother.
Mummy, what is Rakhi? - I'll tell you.
Rosy.
Brother D'souza. - The Rakhi is just a thread.
But as a bond, it is stronger than an iron chain.
I will come here day after tomorrow & my foster sister will tie a Rakhi...
on my hand.
But sister, where are you sending this Rakhi?
Bombay, to my brother, Raman.
I have forbidden you many times, yet you are sending Rakhi to your brother?
What do I do? I have only one brother.
But what kind of a brother? A thief, fraud, a cheat?
This is the home of a decent custom officer.
I don't even want his shadow falling on this house.
Don't send him a Rakhi. - I have full faith in my Rakhi.
Just watch, my Rakhi will reform my spoilt brother one day.
[Humming]
[Sneezing]
[Knock On Door]
Anyone in?
Damn! there is no food in my stomach, no water in the glass ...
no cigarette in the carton and no sticks in the match.
Who is knocking down my door?
That door is not strong.
Prasad...son. - What is it, father?
Go and open the door. - You only open it.
I have not smoked, how can I open the door, I am feeling giddy.
Even I have not eaten since three days.
I have become so weak, even my shadow is feeling giddy.
Throwing my dialogues at me? - A son takes after his father.
If a son goes after his father, where will the father go?
To open the door.
[Door Opens]
Sister, is Mr. Raman home? - Damn you! I am brother, not sister.
Your letter.
Mr. Raman. Give me a tip on this festival day.
Tip? I'll claim one from you.
How can you ask a pauper for a tip? Look at my state first.
When my fate has not tipped me favourably, how can I tip you?
The state of my poverty is such that if I attend the funeral of a beggar...
he considers it an insult and jumps out of the coffin.
It's so long since I ate food that I don't remember how it tastes.
How rice looks, what is done with tea, I have forgotten everything.
My son is lying hungry and lifeless since weeks.
I feel God only gave us life, he forgot to give us destiny.
I'm sorry to hear this.
Sorrow? When sorrow hears our story, even sorrow feels sad ...
you are still human.
But we are self respecting people.
We eat our sorrow to fill our stomach and quench our thirst with tears ...
but never beg before anyone.
If you could help me... My son is breathing his last.
If he dies, you only will have to carry the bier.
No Raman, don't talk like that.
That's enough. - That's not my money.
They are money orders I have to deliver.
So what? - I'll check the other pocket.
Hurry up, my son is dying. - I had a 50p.
50p? You are insulting my poverty?
If you put a 50p coin in the charity box, it jumps out.
Give me more.
My pocket is torn. The coin must have fallen off.
Damn! If ever I have to get something, even that doesn't come.
I'm sorry. I'm leaving.
Listen. If you could get us some food from your home...
My wife is visiting her mother's home.
I am not asking for your wife, I am asking for food.
She only cooks food. I myself am eating in a hotel these days.
Can I come along? - I owe him a huge credit.
Maybe he doesn't oblige even me today. - Damn!
Atleast give me a smoke. - I have only one.
Will do. - Atleast return the match.
Your wife is not home, you don't have more cigarettes, ...
what will you do with the match? Go enjoy yourself.
God will bless you, of which there is no chance.
What a fraud he is!
He was asking me for a tip.
Have I spared anyone until today that I will tip him?
Oh yes, read whose letter this is.
There is a Rakhi in this. - Rakhi?
Oh yes. I have a sweet sister. And she never forgets to send me a Rakhi.
Had she sent me money this time, it would be so much better.
Leave the letter. Take this to the bazaar and try selling it.
I'll give you Rs.2. - Nonsense!
This Rakhi is an antique piece.
You small men don't know the value of precious items.
Alright, take Rs.4. - That's the price of only seeing it.
I won't pay you more than Rs.5 - Alright, give me eatables in exchange
What do you want?
Eight loaves of bread, two packs of cigarettes, & two packs of biscuits.
Now hurry up. - Wait.
Slowly father. I haven't even touched the food yet...
and you are bent on finishing the whole thing.
Don't eye my food. Since I have been born ...
it's the first time I've eaten to my fill.
[Belching]
Thank you, sister. May God bless you.
What a Rakhi you sent me. It filled my stomach.
Hey! What are you eating? - Nothing.
Chocolate? Did you flick it from my pocket?
Your pocket doesn't have cloth, how will it hold a chocolate?
Then where did this come from?
I flicked this when the shopkeeper was making my parcel.
Bless you. You will make me proud.
Come, I'll teach you different ways of picking pockets.
Picking pockets is a job that involves concentration.
You have to concentrate, and the distract the other person.
Assume this is a wallet full of money. I am putting it in my pocket.
Come and dash against me and pick it.
Okay? Here, I put it in my pocket. Come.
Hey stupid! Come here. You made a mistake.
The wallet is in my pocket.
Father, you were concentrating on your wallet. So I flicked your watch.
Crutches?
I'll surely get Rs.10 for it.
I'll flick it. He's lame anyways.
Help! He took my crutch and my bag. Someone catch him!
Catch him!
Teacher? - Bravo son!
What wonderful students I have. They steal in broad daylight.
They snatch the crutches of lame men.
Tell me, why did you do this?
Tell me!
Father.
You? - Yes, me. Why are you beating him?
He committed a theft. He stole a lame man's crutch.
So let him. Is that lame man related to you?
Great! What a father you are.
Instead of punishing him for stealing, you are defending him?
Perhaps that is why you withdrew his name from school ...
so that he can become a thief, a cheat, a vagabond like you?
Yes, that is why I stopped his schooling.
What do the educated get in this country?
After wasting their parents hard work and money ...
children get degrees, but what after that?
They run from pillar to post to get a job.
Half their life is spent studying, and half is spent in running around.
What is the use of getting such an education?
Infact, after an education, they feel embarrassed to do hard labour ...
because they become obsessed with the fact that they are educated.
What will he gain by studying in school?
What will he gain by staying with you? What will he become? A thief?
Who becomes a saint after taking an education anyway?
All of them become cheats. They study and invent new ways of cheating.
Shall I tell you something? Only that guy should study ...
whose father has lots of money.
So that after completing education, he takes up his father's chair ...
makes graduates his slaves and rule over them.
That is why I am educating my son in my University ...
so that he doesn't grow up to work for anybody.
So that he does his own business with his brain power ...
and with his fingers as his equipments.
You saved this boy from being slapped today.
But tomorrow, this very sin of yours will slap you so hard ...
it's resonance will break your heart.
You will weep.
But regretfully, you won't have anyone to wipe your tears then.
[Crying]
Inspector, I have come to hand him over to you.
To me? Is he your son?
No, he is not my son. He was standing at the bus stop and crying.
He doesn't have parents, he seems to be an orphan.
So I thought I'll bring him to you, you adopt him.
I myself have a huge family. - Then keep him in jail.
How can I? He has committed no crime.
So what do I do? Where do I take him?
Get him admitted to some orphanage.
They are orphanages in name only. They are actually trouble houses.
Those who grow up there, have to tolerate hunger, abuse, poverty.
When they come out, they are already half criminals.
I'd say that 75 % of the criminals are from these orphanages.
You are right, brother. I am a living example.
I grew up in an orphanage and became a criminal when released. - See.
You will shudder with sorrow when you hear my story.
Once... - Shut-up!
I am narrating my story, and you are barging in between.
Inspector, forget your uniform and question your sleeping heart ...
whether this innocent child should be sent to an orphanage.
Did we shed our blood for the freedom of India ...
so that the innocent shoulders that carry the burden of future India...
will grow up in orphanages?
Do one thing. You yourself bring up this child.
Me? - Yes.
I will give you money for his upbringing. Tell me, do you accept?
I can do anything for the future of the country.
Give. - Take this much for now.
From next month, take Rs.100 from me every month.
I'll come every 1st. - Ensure the kid doesn't lack anything.
I will ensure that.
I will make him a decent and honest man.
That's my duty.
Go. - Let's go, son.
May you be successful.
Children, go home and tell your parents ...
that a new leader has been born, who has formed a new Party ...
and made a flag of that Party. That flag is flying on that pole.
We will hoist this flag and announce the creation of our Party.
[Clapping]
Where did the flag go?
The flag is here, father. - You stole a flag?
What else could I do?
That fake leader was lying to the people and praising himself.
That he will do this, and that. But he doesn't do a thing.
So I flicked his flag. - What will you do with it?
We can make one pajama each for us. And anyway, your pajama is so dirty.
It stinks. - Then why do you smell it?
Stupid! do you know what a dangerous leader he is?
A man of this city and his son have together made ...
the lives of people miserable.
They commit thefts in broad daylight. Today, they had the guts ...
to steal the flag from the pole when a meeting was on.
Inspector, how much I told him, but he didn't even hear my story that day.
Arrest them immediately or we will go on a hunger strike.
Shut-up! The father and son you are talking about ...
must have looted you only once.
But they have been looting me since the last six months.
That man calls his son an orphan and takes money from me for his upbringing.
Come with me, I won't spare them today.
Let's go, father. - Come, this is the house.
Come on fast.
Run!
There is no one here. Where did they go?
Father, why don't we go to your sister's house?
Are you crazy? Why do you want to knowingly go to death's door?
Even your grandfather, that is, my father, doesn't go there out of fear.
Why?
Because my brother-in-law is a customs officer.
He's a shrew. - Being such a big man, you are afraid?
Are you coming, or do I go?
What will I sit and do here? Beg?
You do look like a beggar. - Mind your tongue!
Come, or I am leaving. - How will you go like that?
I will. I will shout. - I will beat you.
Shut-up!
What a nuisance! I have one child and even he has taken after me.
We'll go.
Oh God, save me from my brother-in-law, Pratap Singh's temper.
[Thunder]
Pratap Singh!
I am fed up of hearing the name of this custom officer.
I bring goods with such difficulty and he takes them into custody.
Wonder how he comes to know.
And he conducts a raid right at the time of delivery.
That is why we could not bring today's consignment either.
We had to throw everything into the sea.
All of you are useless. You all are cowards.
Watch what Gullu does now.
Tomorrow's day will be Pratap Singh's last day of life.
Daddy, come home soon, I am feeling hungry.
You go home dear, I am coming. Shanker, take her home.
Okay sir.
Hi D'suza.
How are you? How's business?
I'm fine, but where were you for so many days?
I was busy. You are aware Gullu is reigning high these days.
That's okay, but ...
[Gun Firing]
Stop!
[Ghost Laughing]
Why are you standing with your heads lowered?
Go and iron your master's clothes, he has to go on duty.
And you, you haven't made the breakfast ready yet?
Until when will you make us cook breakfast for master ...
make us iron his clothes? Master is no more.
No, don't talk like that!
Doctor, you only explain to them. They ...
Brother... - Aunt!
Brother... -What...what have you done to yourself?
See what these crazy people are talking.
They say my husband is dead That he will never come back.
Brother, you tell me, he will come back, won't he?
Will he? - Yes, he will.
Sit down.
Doctor...what is all this about? - She is under terrible shock.
She has lost her semblance.
It is not proper to keep her at home in this state.
Such patients can take their life, or even kill others.
So I suggest you get her admitted to a mental asylum in Raipur, ...
20 kms away from here.
No! I won't go!
Mother! - Let me go.
Brother...brother, take me away from here.
Uncle, take me to my mother.
Look son, your mother is not feeling well.
As soon as she is alright, I will myself bring her home.
Okay son? Let's go.
[Train Horn]
[Indistinct Voice]
I cannot feed myself, how will I feed him?
I'll leave him here. Some good man will take him under his wing.
I am buying the house, but there won't be any problem later, will there?
There won't be any problem. This house belonged to my sister.
The poor lady is mentally sick. I have to get her cured.
Whatever money I had, I used it on her treatment.
I don't have a penny left now, so I am compelled to sell this house.
Wish I could sell myself to cure my sister.
But regretfully, no one will buy me. That's why I'm selling the house.
The money you give me, I will utilize every penny of it for her treatment.
Can I make a request? Sell everything in this house, ...
but please don't remove my brother-in-law's picture.
I plead with you.
Wish every sister gets a brother like you.
You are an angel.
Here's the money.
Father. - Who is it?
Why are you sticking your head in money 24 hours like a beggar?
You won't understand that now. You will, when you grow up.
Tell me something. Why don't you grow up?
Have you applied brakes to the vehicle of your life?
Everyone's sons have become taller than their father, my son is still short
Why don't you grow up? - Shall I grow up, father?
Yes. - Then look ...
I've grown up. - Wait! What are you doing? So soon?
It's not soon. This world is very fast.
15 years just flew by. - Nonsense!...Oh yes!
And we shifted to this new home.
The world is round, and we have a big role to play in it.
Finished? - Finished.
Then come, the world's wealth is waiting for us.
[French Horn]
[Music]
"The world after us, we ahead of it"
"We fool everyone and run away"
"Who has the guts to confront me?"
"Who has the guts to challenge me?"
"I am the son, he is the father"
"Hear this carefully"
"I am the son, he is the father"
"Hear this carefully"
"This is not a lie, it is absolutely true"
"The father is smart, the son is ten times smarter"
Money!
"What a beautiful night it is."
"Beauty and youth are with me"
"Just don't ask me!"
"It's raining money"
"Go and do your job"
"Don't bother me"
"Go and do your job"
"Don't bother me"
"What a beautiful night it is."
"The father is smart, the son is ten times smarter ..."
"Greetings to all our fans"
"Everyone is talking about us at the party"
"Greetings to all our fans"
"People sigh when they take our name"
"People fear to come face to face with us"
"We are the music that makes the heart shudder"
"We are artistes that no one can defeat"
"Our voice makes people shiver"
"When we sing ..."
"When we sing, people run away"
"I am a gale"
"I am storm"
"I am a dagger"
"I am emperor"
"I am fire"
"I am a fireball"
"I am sensational"
"I am destruction"
"I am smart"
"I am smarter"
"You are a coward. - You are a leech"
"You are a crow. - You are a pigeon"
"You are a monkey. - You are a rat"
"You are an aubergine. - You are a cabbage"
"You are a barber. - You are a washerman"
"Confront me. - Get lost!"
"Who are you?"
"I am your father!"
[Screaming]
Who were those guys?
"The father is smart, the son is ten times smarter"
"The father is smart, the son is ten times smarter ..."
Father, we have committed so many thefts until today.
What if we get caught? - Who will nab us?
We steal, but we don't leave behind any proof.
Years ago, you had left a small proof.
Who are you talking about? - Your sister's son, Ravi.
Who is Kolhapuri Dada here?
[Ship Horn]
That's me. What do you want? - Ravi Dada has sent me.
He has told you to vacate this place by evening and return to Kolhapur.
He has sent this bag for your luggage.
Who is Kolhapuri Dada?
What nonsense is this? - It's not nonsense.
Ravi Dada has sent this ticket to Kolhapur for you.
Pack your bags and be ready. A taxi will drop you to the station.
You will go in that taxi, not me. You...!
[Tire Screeching]
[Taxi Door Closes]
Who is Kolhapuri old man here? - Your father must be old!
I am Kolhapuri Dada. - Whoever you are, as if I care.
Get in the taxi, it's time for your train.
I think your time is up.
What is this?
You didn't take the taxi. Now Ravi Dada will come to send you away.
And when a big personality comes, there is a lot of frenzy, ...
music is played. Like this.
So you are Ravi Dada?
Yes. This is my area.
I went to jail for 4-5 days and you started acting don here?
Now that I am back, go set up your business elsewhere.
[Groaning]
[Bottle Break]
[Groaning]
He's dead.
No! No!
Chunnu, open.
Who is this Ravi Dada? - He is a storm.
He sent me a ticket to Kolhapur. When I refused ...
he switched on some music, and beat me black and blue.
This has happened in my life for the first time.
Dada, my last offer, Rs.10000.
Sholapuri, what happened to you? Haven't you brought any money?
I am going back to Sholapur. A Dadi beat me up.
What nonsense are you talking? What is a Dadi?
That's a female version of a Dada (goon).
And that Rosy Dadi beat me to pulp.
Damn! Someone was beaten by a Dada and someone, by a Dadi.
Just let me get released ...
I'll teach that Dada, and Rosy Dadi a lesson!
Rosy Dada, here's your protection money.
Ravi Dada, your money. - Take it.
Here.
Uncle. - Hello, Ravi Dada.
Hello. - Here's your money.
What do you want?
Rosy Dada! Sorry.
Take it. - Yes Dada.
Dada look, a new shop over there.
Come on mister, give protection money. - Protection money?
Yes. I collect protection money from all the shops in this lane.
You are new here, so you don't know. Out with the money.
Hey mister, I want that money, not him.
Because this is my area.
Hey Smarty! Don't cross your limits. Your limit is up to that shop. Get lost!
Money. - Money.
First you two decide among yourselves who will collect the money.
I don't raise my hand on women or I'd show you!
Even I don't raise my hand on people like you, or even I'd show you!
That will be decided when the right time comes. For now ...
We'll leave the decision on our men for now.
The one who wins will collect the money.
Accepted? - Accepted.
Tarzan.
Johnny.
Attack. - Attack.
Rascal!
He's gone?
Forgive me!
What are you doing!
You mosquitoes! I won't spare you!
Run! Run!
Inspector, it all happened because of these two.
Arrest them!
What! You are husband and wife?
Yes sir, we are newly married.
And we came out of the house for the first time today.
You mean you didn't fight in the middle of the street?
Fight? No sir! I love him very much.
Marrying him has changed my life.
Or I was a girl who grew up in an orphanage.
I have suffered a lot over there.
You are right. People who grow up in orphanages are very unfortunate.
Even I grew up in an orphanage.
If you hear my sad story... - Shut-up!
Stop your story, for God's sake!
I am sick of hearing it.
But where have you heard the whole story?
It is a bit boring in the beginning. But you will enjoy the latter part.
Once... - Shut-up! I don't want to listen.
Take him away!
And you two go home.
You, and my wife?
[Laughing]
Have you looked at yourself in the mirror? It will break in fear.
Shut-up! The police station is near by, that's why I'm quiet.
Or I'll punch you so hard, even you will shatter like a mirror.
Who will marry you?
If I give an advertisement in the newspaper today ...
men from all over India will come for the interview.
Smarty! - Show-off! - Dud!
Dada, a letter from your sister.
'Dear brother, it is many days since I met you'
'Do come to meet me this Sunday. I will wait for you. Your's Anita.
I'll have to go to meet my sister this Sunday.
Arrange a suit for me. - Suit?
Yes. - Is she your blood sister?
She is the daughter of that mother who picked me from the train.
She sheltered an orphan like me. She is no more...
so I want to give her daughter all the happiness in the world.
You don't know my brother, Ravi. He loves me so much ...
Rarely would a brother have loved his sister so much.
You are fortunate. Atleast you got a brother who loves you.
I never got anyone's love in life.
I have not even seen my mother. I have been alone ever since I know.
I don't have anyone. - Why? You have me.
Since I have met you, I have begin to love life.
Only life, not me?
The other name of life is love, and love is life.
You are my life's first love.
Brother!
You have come after so many days. I crave to meet you.
How are you, Anita? - What is this? You are crying?
I feel lonely without you. How long will you stay away from me?
This is my last year of study. Then we will live together.
I will never leave you.
Okay, and that Anil you spoke of, when will you introduce me to him?
Forget him. Alright tell me, how is your business doing?
Great! I'll send you the Rs.5000 you have to pay in college very soon.
Here's Rs.200. Buy some books. - I have all the books.
I know. Here's another Rs.200. Buy new clothes for yourself.
I have loads of them.
I know. But so what if you buy another new dress?
Take another Rs.100, buy new shoes. - But I already have six pairs.
Don't refuse when your brother is giving you money.
Take another Rs.100. Buy chocolates for your friends.
This is not a school, it's a college.
Whatever, chocolate ... - Look, the bell has gone.
I am going. Don't go away, I'll meet you after class.
Take another Rs.20. Give it to the peon, he will understand.
Be happy.
Go away. - We don't have change.
I've recognised you! - You have been ruined?
Totally. Since your jinxed hand has touched...
What? - I mean, since I have seen you, ...
I have been ruined, I don't even have anything to eat.
Give him something. - Take.
I don't want that. I want work.
We are frauds. - I know. Even I am a fraud.
That is why we looted you.
Wait. Let me check my CKF. - What is CKF?
Like the police has a file of criminals, we have a file of thieves.
We loot them.
Like this Mr.Bokadmal.
Mr.Bokadmal.
He has lots of land. He is planning to sell it off, escape paying tax ...
and slip out of the city.
What will we do with him? - I will go to him as an agent.
Look Broker, if you strike the deal for 5 million, it will be great.
Nonsense! Such a good piece of land for only 5 million?
You don't know the worth of your land.
Look, if you have a client, bring him, take your 2 % commission ...
or just leave. - I have a very good, very rich client.
He's come!
Welcome. Welcome.
Where is the land? - This is the land.
This land? Broker, what did I tell you?
I need land to build a bungalow, not to spread my handkerchief.
Which beggar's land is this?
Not a beggar sir, even he is a rich man of Bombay, Mr. Bokadmal.
Your name may be big, but your land is small.
Sir...sir...sir...
Speak. - Sir, I have only this land.
Take it if you like. Decide in a day or two. I have to go...
Put your hand down.
Why? Are you going to cheat the government?
No problem, even I do that. but I know all the tricks.
Understood? - I cannot speak English.
No, even I cannot. But what I do is ...
I talk with the different people with the different style..
..with the different time and with the different day..
..with different night, different season and different movement.
Enough now.
Understood? - No.
It is something only people with brains will understand. You won't.
Agent!...What are you doing? Stand straight.
What are you doing? I like this plot.
But it is very dirty, ask him to clear it.
We'll have it cleared by tomorrow. - Stand straight.
Mr. Hut...
Mr.Bokadmal.
Why do you bother whether it is Hut or Bokad. Am I right?
Yes.
What price are you quoting? - Five...
Six million rupees.
Accepted. I will come after two days and take possession.
For now, take this advance of Rs.50000.
Rs.50000! - I had two and a half million.
What I did is donated the money to an orphanage on my way here.
Two and a half million...donation!
I have to give donations. Who am I?
Mr. Boman Raman Kaanji Naanji Fashoinji Nutbolt Sodawater Bottel Openerwala.
That's my name, not my address.
Got a sensational current on hearing my name?
I'll be going.
All the best.
You got my land sold at a very good price.
That's okay, but the plot is so dirty.
We'll come tomorrow with some laborers and get it cleaned.
What's this? Huts on my land? Where did they spring from?
[Goats - Baa]
Not done, sir. You struck the deal with us, and sold the land to them?
You fool!
I didn't sell the land to anyone. Wonder who they are ...
and how they settled here overnight.
What are you saying! Come with me.
It's all a matter of time. When we came here 10 years ago ...
there was nothing here. - Nothing at all?
Now there are buildings all around.
Why are you lying? You came here 10 years ago?
There was nothing here until last night.
What are you talking, sir? I have been living here since 10 years.
Shall I show you the ration card? It is 9 years old.
You are lying. You want to take illegal possession of my land?
I'll go and lodge a police complaint.
Don't do that, you'll mess things up.
If you go to the police, assume you have lost this land.
What do I do? I am feeling giddy.
I got you 6 million instead of 5 million for your land.
How much profit did you make? - One million.
Give half a million to these guys, take possession of the land...
and get rid of them.
That old man will come and take possession of your land tomorrow.
Assume you sold your land for five and half million rupees.
You are right. I will give you the money.
Pay them and make them leave. - Great.
There is Rs.550,000 in this. - Stupid, don't worry.
Collect six million rupees from that old man tomorrow.
[Softly Laughing]
Now go, I will get the land vacated.
So Mr.Prasad, did we do everything well?
Very well. Here's your share, Rs.10000. If I have any other work, I'll tell you
Now get the land vacated.
Yes sir.
He must be coming with six million now.
What a fraud father I have.
He is sitting here, and Bokadmal is waiting for his six million.
He must be tired waiting in the sun.
And weeping that he lost Rs.500000.
I lost Rs.500000! I don't think they will come.
Here.
Ravi Dada.
You said you will be back in a day and took so long?
The milkman is screaming for his money.
What do I do? I'd gone to meet my sister, ...
but I could not meet her eyes today.
She keeps asking me about my work, and I keep lying to her.
But one day, she will come to know the truth about me.
How will she feel then? - What can we do, our life is such.
If we had parents, we would not fall into this business.
But you do have a mother. Where is she?
I don't know. I don't remember anything about my childhood.
I only remember that my mother dropped me to school.
Bye mom. - Bye.
I always see her face before my eyes.
Even if I see her among a million people, I will recognise her.
But wonder where she is now, how she is.
No! Leave me. I want to go to my son.
Take her away. - Let me go to my Ravi.
Hi friend. - Hi Anil.
What is the matter? You look upset.
Nothing. That lady's case is strange.
She is in the asylum since so many years, ...
but no one has come to see her ever.
Is it? - Yes.
What a mother is, how affection for her child makes her crazy ...
one will understand if one sees her.
She is only living with the hope that her son will come to meet her once.
Can I meet her? - What will you meet her and do?
Let me meet her once. Who knows, it may cure her ...
and this orphan may get a mother.
Stop there.
Don't come close. I said don't come close.
Or I'll kill you. Don't come, I said, don't come.
Stay there, don't come close.
Mother..
You are my son? - Yes mother.
I am your son, mother.
Then why did you keep me here?
Take me with you. Please take me with you.
Yes mother, you won't stay here now.
You will live with me, with your son.
Come...come.
Found mother's home in Poona?
Yes. But I didn't meet anyone there.
I came to know that her brother sold the house.
I have heard he himself lives in Bombay in a very big bungalow.
I wonder where her son is.
Now I will go to Bombay and make their lives miserable.
But Anil, why do you have to do all this?
Because that woman has called me son.
Why don't you understand? A man who can cheat his sister...
can prove to be dangerous for you too.
If anything happens to you... - Hey, don't worry about me.
Just take care of mother until I return.
I want to know that in our country, where people give up their lives ...
for their sisters ...
who is that brother who has cheated his own sister.
[Tire Screeching]
We are those cheats. The biggest of cheats.
Other cheats loot simple people.
We are the cheats who cheat the cheats.
Come father, the souls of these two cheats is calling us.
Business is dull these days.
The police doesn't let us offload here.
Even my case is similar. I don't know what to do.
Sir, do you have a match? - Get lost!
Angry? Why are you getting angry?
You think I am a beggar?
Even I live in this hotel, in the adjoining room.
Don't get angry.
Get lost!
Stupid fellow!
Greetings.
Who are you? Why are you sitting here?
We live in this hotel. - Why do you live here?
Why not at home?
Wherever a man may stay, that's none of your business.
Don't show off! Talk properly.
Constable, we have come from another city seeking jobs.
Have you seen this guy? - No. What has he done?
He has fooled the people, the government, and made millions.
Really? - The entire police force is looking for him. Have you seen him?
Do one thing, give us this photo, we'll watch out for him.
Do inform me.
What is this? - Mr.Fraud ...
see this picture.
My picture? Where did you get it?
The police gave it to us. - Hey! look there.
So you print fake currency.
Let anyone prove this note is fake and I'll chop my hand.
Charles Sobhraj, Venkat, Natwarlal and I have made this machine.
It prints such good notes that even a real note looks fake against it.
Printing, writing, the water mark, ...
is exactly like the real.
We'll know right now whether the note is real or fake.
I will try using it in the bazaar.
You wait.
In some time, a decision on you will be made.
Decision? What decision? - The city's police is looking for you.
Don't hand me over to the police. If you like, you can keep all this money.
But please spare me.
What will we do with this fake currency?
Not fake Makino, they are real.
I got change for the note. I had no problem.
Look dear, you are a thief, and so are we.
And fighting among own brethren is not right.
So it will be better if you give us this printing machine.
Alright, then give me Rs.100000. - Rs.100000?
I invested Rs.250000, over and above all the hard work.
I won't give it to you for any less, even if you hand me over to the police.
Alright, we accept. Bakshi, get the money.
Print a note and show me. - Okay.
Isn't this plain paper?
- Yes.
I'll print a note and show you.
Look, isn't this a note? See.
Here's your Rs.100000.
Okay friend.
A thief looted a thief today.
[Crying]
Come, now I'll show you how to print a note.
Isn't this plain paper? - Yes.
Isn't it? - Yes.
Now watch how a note is printed.
Plain paper?
[Telephone Ringing]
I'm the printing machine guy. - Your machine doesn't print notes.
That is why I sold it to you. You are a thief, and so am I.
So I won't lie to you. The notes hanging in the room are real.
I hung them there to dry to fool you.
What machine is this? - Sugarcane juice extracting machine.
Sugarcane juice?
Yes, try putting sugarcane, maybe you get juice.
It's old. I bought it from the flea market for Rs.50.
Rs.50!!
What is it? Who are you? - You have wronged my mother.
Mother? Which mother?
My mother, your sister, Gayatri.
Recognised me now, cruel uncle?
Ravi.
You were so little when I left you in the train ...
I mean, when you got left behind in the train.
You have grown so big. And so tall too.
Yes, I have grown old, and tall too.
And came here from Poona looking for you.
So that I can settle old scores with you.
Scores? What scores? - Don't pretend.
You fraudulently sold my mother's home and took the money.
I have come to claim that money.
But I gave that money as charity to an orphanage.
One who even sells the bed sheets of orphanages ...
will give a donation of Rs.100000 to an orphanage?
Someone has misinformed you. I am a very decent man.
If I hand you over to the police, ...
they'll strip your skin along with your decency in moments.
Shall I go to them? - No, why go to the police?
We'll sit down here and settle the issue.
I don't want to sit. Pay me the price of this home.
How can I pay you right now? Even the richest man doesn't have liquid cash.
Give me some time, I will repay your every penny.
I'll give you only 24 hours.
Remember, cruel uncle!
Father, why are you so terrified? Have you got the fits?
Son, if he punches you, you will go round and round like a fan.
I have a solution to set him right.
What?
Gullu Dada.
[Naqareh]
Gullu Dada.
Ravi! Where are you hiding?
The whole city is celebrating Gullu Dada's release today.
And you are hiding like a rat in fear?
Come out!...Come out!
What is it? - Come down, kid.
I've heard you play the music and fight.
Disco music is for girls to dance on.
I want to have a macho fight with you.
I will beat you up on drum beats today.
[Naqareh Continues] Play!
Why did you beat up my man?
This is fun! Gullu Dada, beat him on my behalf too.
Dada?
Father, we came looking for Gullu Dada, but he's being beaten up like a dog.
What will we do now? - Let them finish.
The one who wins will get the contract.
The one who loses, we don't know him.
Ravi, take this.
Next time you come here, I'll send you to hell.
Take the dog away.
I will not spare you. My name is Gullu Dada.
I'll come again!
What is it, inspector? - We have to search your jeep.
We have news that you supply drugs.
Drugs? Ofcourse not. - Let us conduct a search.
Conduct a search.
Sir, see this.
You won't budge. Bring him along.
We never knew he was also into drugs.
I kept the drugs in his jeep.
You? But why?
Because luckily, you beat him up today.
But he would not spare you tomorrow. He would come and kill you.
What would you lose? - Everything.
Without you, I would lose all competition.
Who would I fight with then? And if you have to be beaten, even I can do that.
Hey Smarty, get lost, or I'll beat you!
You...!
Ravi Dada. - What?
Hello, good morning. - Hello. What is it?
We have some work with you. A goon is troubling us.
We want to get rid of him.
Then go to the police, why come to me?
Dada, if you do this job for us, we will load you with money.
We will pay the price you quote. - I don't do petty jobs.
Listen to me. Once... - Get lost!
'Anita, I'll soon send you the Rs.5000 you have to pay in college'
'Okay brother'
Okay, I'll do your job.
But on one condition. I want Rs.5000 for this job.
Agreed.
Look, he's coming.
Where are you going? - Inside, to claim my due.
You cannot go in. - Why?
I'll tell you.
Ravi Dada, you look very happy. What is the matter?
Found a girl? - No.
I was worried about my sister's fees.
I've solved that problem. Now I don't need to worry for a year.
So shall we celebrate? - No, drinking is a bad habit.
We'll celebrate by drinking sweet lime and orange juice with soda.
Then let's celebrate!
[Glass Tinkle]
[Music]
"Serve me orange, sweet lime, anything else"
"If you don't have soda, add water"
"Serve me orange, sweet lime, anything else"
"If you don't have soda, add water"
"So that I falter, so that I am knocked out"
"Make me drink that much"
"He's on a high of riches"
"He has a high of poverty"
"The whole world is a drunkard"
"What's the harm in drinking then?"
"Here, there ..."
"everywhere, the whole world drinks"
"O uncle, serve me"
"Serve me orange, sweet lime, anything else"
"If you don't have soda, add water"
"We will drink and serve others"
"It is a happy occasion, we will celebrate"
"We will dance, sing and rejoice"
"And forget all our sorrows"
"I drink, you drink ..."
"he drinks, and the trend continues"
"Serve me orange, sweet lime, anything else"
"If you don't have soda, add water"
"So that I falter, so that I am knocked out"
"Make me drink that much"
Father, he is lying badly injured in hospital.
There are no chances of his recovery. - So? That means...
What's happening? - Father, what's happening to you?
What's happening?
Is anyone around? - Call someone. - My father is bloating.
[Thunder]
Rosy.
You have shed the blood of such a man today, Ravi ...
who had gone to help a hapless woman get her due.
A mother, who was not even his own.
You may have to pay a heavy price for it.
I needed money for my sister's fees. And I can do anything for her.
What if your sister comes to know of this?
Who will tell her?
Brother? - You, at this hour?
Brother, the Anil I had mentioned to you about has been injured.
How?
He had come to this city to help a hapless woman.
But some cruel man beat him up and injured him.
He is now lying in hospital. The hospital sent me a telegram.
Take.
Whose picture is this, Anita? - Anil's.
This is Anil? - Yes.
Why are you silent now? If you have the guts, tell her you injured Anil.
To pay her fees, you tried to kill Anil.
You wanted to pay your sister's fees by injuring her love?
How well you repaid the debt of your sister's love.
But now, you will also have to save your sister's love.
But will Anil's life be saved? - You deposit the money in the hospital
We will have to call the renowned doctor of the city, Dr.Sinha ...
and get the operation done by him. Don't worry, he'll be alright.
It is three days since Anil recovered. Why don't you go and meet him?
How can I go? I did such a bad deed for money ...
that perhaps even God will not forgive me.
No Dada, once you regret an act, all your sins are washed away.
Atleast meet him once. I am sure he will forgive you.
Forgive me Anil, I committed this cheap act to pay my sister's fees.
I didn't know that the man I am beating is my sister's ...
Enough Ravi, I have no complains against you.
I am happy that against these injuries, I got a friend like you...
and found them all.
Now I only want to get my mother her due.
Don't worry Anil, whatever they have looted, ...
I will break their bones and claim it back from them.
No Ravi, if you do that, you will go behind bars.
We'll get them arrested. - On what charge?
We have no evidence against them.
We have to be very calculative.
We will have to collect concrete evidence against them.
Greetings Mr.Gotya and Mr.Potya.
Sirs, when are you sending us to Dubai?
We will send all of you. Our work has got delayed ...
but it is a confirmed job.
We will get a call from Dubai now and we will send everyone together.
[Telephone Ringing]
[Call Receive]
Hello. Gotiya Potya Company.
Mr.Sheikh from Dubai? It's from Dubai?
[Arabic Language]
They want a labour force of 3000.
[Arabic Language]
He has made a demand of 3000 men. I told him I cannot send them like that
That I will have to test them before I send them, ...
or it will spoil our company's reputation.
Once they leave India ...
Put the wire down. I received a call from Dubai with that disconnected line.
If they come to know, they will beat us all the way to Dubai.
Hello Mr.Gotya, Mr.Potya.
Who are you? - You don't recognise me?
No. - I am Kallu's son, Lallu.
You sent me to Dubai two years ago.
I have returned after two years. And as I got off the ship ...
instead of going home, I came to see you.
So? Did you make good money in Dubai?
Ofcourse I did. What did I have when I went?
What? - A torn vest and shorts.
And look what I have now that I'm back.
This tape recorder, clothes, Rs.200000 worth of goods in customs.
And see this, this gold broom.
[Indistinct Chattering]
Sir, I want a ticket to Dubai today itself.
Send me to Dubai today itself. - Me too.
We'll send you all by tonight's flight.
No Mr.Potya, why are you sending them by air?
There is always a traffic jam in Dubai nowadays.
Planes don't get a chance to land.
So many accidents take place, so many people die.
Even they must be family men. - Yes.
Send them by ship. Even I came on ship.
If you like, I'll drop them there. - We'll go by ship.
Silence! Alright, we'll put everyone in water.
I mean, we will send you by ship.
Do one thing, all of you pay an advance of Rs.5000 and go home.
Come to the port tomorrow and we'll send you to Dubai by ship. Right?
Right.
Majbutilal, you have become weak here.
Eat dry fruits in Dubai, and improve your health. Here's Dubai currency.
Thank you very much.
Dubai! Dubai! Dubai!
Hey! He's going to Dubai!
What are you doing? Where are you extending your hand?
Are you weak sighted? - He is almost blind.
He has no right to live in India. I must send him to Dubai.
It's all thanks to you.
Ahh! He crushed my foot.
Hello Mr.Potya. - Come, Milawatram.
Want some Dhirams for Dubai?
No sir, look at this. I am taking all my earnings along.
I am not a pauper like the others.
Wear your cap.
Hail the Lord! - Hail Dubai!
Come on, hurry.
God bless me.
Hail Dubai!
All of you take rest. We will reach Dubai tomorrow morning.
[Boat Engine]
They are all asleep. ...Turn back, quick!
Everyone get up.
Look! Dubai!
Come, look. Move it....stop.
Get off, Dubai has come. Look, that's our office.
Write back to your families.
You are stepping on Dubai soil.
Where are the steps. - Help this blind man.
Greetings, Dubai, the land of my destiny!
Come.
Let's go back to Versova.
Where are you barging in? What do you want?
Great! You speak our country's language.
Watchman, are you from India. - Then do I look I'm from Japan?
Since when are you in Dubai?
Dubai? Are you all drunk?
This is Madh Island, the other shore of Bombay.
You are in Bombay. - Bombay?
Yes Bombay, in India.
Understood? - Understood.
That rascal took us around in the waters, ...
dropped us at the other shore and said ...
'get off, Dubai has come'
Let's go to their office and bash them up!
We are ruined.
We have been ruined!
We tried hard, but were unable to find out what the father and son do.
No one knows anything. Infact, the house they live in ...
no one lives there except them.
There is just one cook who cooks meals and leaves.
Even she doesn't know much about the two.
And what is strange is that the two disappear from home for months together
Anil, note one point, they are always together.
Wherever they go, they go together.
If we have to take revenge, we must break their unity.
We must create a rift between them and separate them.
I'm sorry, sir.
Where are you going at this hour?
What will you gain by hearing my sob story?
People say I am young. - They are absolutely right.
That I am beautiful. - No doubt.
That if I extend my hand towards any man ...
he will leave the world and hold it.
Even I am ready.
But my father wants to get me married to a rich, but old millionaire.
And I hate old men.
I get angry on seeing any old man.
My dream man is some youth like you.
How handsome you are!
How young.
How good looking.
Do one thing. Come home with me. - Your home?!
But is there any oldie in your house? - Oldie?
I mean, your father...
Yes, my father...no, I don't have a father.
My father died 3-4 years before I was born.
I am a born orphan. - That's great news.
Alright, come.
Oldie!...Oldie!
Who oldie?
Help! - What happened?
Oldie!
He is not an oldie. - Then who is he?
He is my cook. No...he is my watchman.
No...he is my father. - Father!
Don't worry, he has come only for 15 days, he will leave.
What are you doing in these clothes? Go change. Wear some good clothes.
We have to go shopping. - Oh yes.
Even her slap is so sweet...
What did you say? Cook? Oldie? Watchman?
Father, you didn't dye your hair?
I was, when this oldie came suddenly and shouted 'Oldie!'
Where did you bring her from? - She is not an oldie.
She is a very nice girl. Only, she is afraid of old men.
Then she must be very afraid of you.
What do you mean? Am I old?
What youthful attributes do you have?
[Laughing]
This girl fell for me as soon as she saw me.
I'll break your head! Business is down, the police is after us.
Moreover, you brought her home? - I have fallen in love with her.
Shall I show you the mirror? You will start hating her right now.
Darling, let's go, we are getting late.
Let's go. - Father, not you, we.
We have to go shopping.
Come darling. Move.
Don't try to hide, cruel uncle. You wanted me killed by those goons?
I won't die so soon. I will die only after I kill you.
But I won't kill you so easily.
I will scare you, torment you, torture and kill you.
I have a right over this whole house and everything in it.
I will claim my right!
I will come here everyday now. And take everything from here one by one.
And when everything has been taken, then I'll take your life.
Wait for your death until then.
For your death!
I beat him and broke his head. What do you want me to do now? Kill him?
That goon came to my house once again. He has threatened to kill me.
Why fear? That's the norm of the world.
One who comes, goes. One who lives, dies.
That itself is true. - He's a strange goon.
I am showing him my heartburn, and he is lighting a cigarette with it.
Do something, or he will kill me.
Look sir, you can only do one thing. Appoint a bodyguard.
Bodyguard? - Yes, bodyguard?
Like the 4-5 guards rich men have around them to protect their body.
I won't get a better bodyguard than you. You become my bodyguard.
Are you mad? Me, and bodyguard?
Please! Or he will kill me. - Alright! I'm coming.
'What are your tresses, but long shadows of the night'
Ravi Dada.
Why? Any problem? He is my bodyguard.
Along with your old man, even he will stay here?
Hey! Who are you calling old man every time?
I am still young. Infact, I am trying to get married.
What? - Listen darling.
Father, don't you feel ashamed to talk like that in the presence of children?
You are being rude to me? Until yesterday, you were like my pet dog.
You got a girl and changed overnight?
Do you see his behavior? - I do.
I'd heard a cheat is shameless. He's totally shameless.
Shut up!
Get lost!
Come on darling, you should not talk to such uncultured men.
Come.
[Chuckling]
Sir! What are you thinking?
When times are bad, even your children desert you.
I myself am a little afraid right now, or I'd have thrashed him.
You know how hot headed I am. - You are tired sir, go and rest.
Not there, this way.
Has the water gone?
My hands are here, then whose hands are on my stomach?
Mine. Hi.
[Screaming]
What happened, sir?...sir?...What?
Who? Where?
It's your illusion...What happened?
Sir...sir. There's nothing here, go and take rest.
Come on. Do wipe the soap.
[Yawning]
What happened?
What happened, sir?
Look who is sitting there. - There is no one sitting here, sir.
Ofcourse he's here. - What are you talking? There's no one.
There is a man sitting there and you say there is no one? What's ...
Where did...
Sir...what?
There is nothing there. Nothing.
Then why can I see him? - You are imagining things.
I am standing out, you go to sleep. - What if he comes again?
I will be standing outside. I am paid by you, I am your bodyguard.
Don't worry, sleep here. I am outside.
[Murmuring]
[Pinch]
Hi. - Hi.
[Screaming]
Sir...? what happened sir?
Sir...sir...what is it?
There is nothing over there, why are you bothering me?
There is. - Relax! I am here.
I'm here. Sit here, I'm coming.
What is it?
Darling, I am in a very romantic mood today.
All that won't be allowed now. Only after marriage.
Damn! I told you this old man is a pain.
Sir...sir....what a bother.
What happened? - What happened, father? - Take care of your father.
Wonder what he keeps seeing. Take him away.
You keep doing stupid things. Come, sit there.
You ruined my night. Sit down.
Why are you afraid? Don't be. Trust me. Sit down.
You wasted my time. Don't be afraid.
[Screaming]
Father! - Why are you bothering me?
What?...This was moving?
Are you crazy? Did you see it moving? - No.
Then what is he saying? - I was reading.
Alright, I'll keep a watch, don't worry.
Take care of your father. I won't come in again.
You stand outside. - Hey!
Stand outside. Father, don't worry at all. Let me see how this moves.
Move now...move.
[Screaming]
What happened, father? - What happened to your father?
This moved up and down? Come with me, please come. - Take him.
Father go, go with your bodyguard.
Come with me. I think we'll have to take him to a mental asylum.
Since the bodyguard has come, my father has gone crazy.
Come sir. Look, pictures of girls all around.
There is only one way to forget that goon.
Think of ways to woo girls. Teach us youngsters to woo girls.
And lie down, I am standing outside.
Lie down...lie down, sir.
[Tomtom]
[Music]
"Doom doom play the drums"
"Come, I'll teach you how to woo a girl"
"How to trap these beauties"
"Come, I'll teach you how to woo a girl"
"Doom doom play the drums"
"Here, there, go around your whole neighbourhood"
"Find out where they live"
"If there is some girl living in your neighbourhood"
"Begin ..."
"Begin visiting her home"
"Come, I'll teach you how to woo a girl ..."
"Doom doom play the drums"
"The exciting beauty's naughty friend"
"If ever you meet her alone"
"Express your love"
"A love letter ..."
"Give her a love letter"
"Come, I'll teach you how to woo a girl ..."
"Doom doom play the drums"
"Sing Amitabh's songs for her"
"Even dance to the song's tune"
"Wear clothes like Govinda and Anil Kapoor"
"Slowly ..."
"Slowly steal her heart"
"Come, I'll teach you how to woo a girl ..."
"Doom doom play the drums"
"Come, I'll teach you how to woo a girl"
"How to trap these beauties"
"Come, I'll teach you how to woo a girl"
"Doom doom play the drums"
'I am still young'
What are you saying, sir? You are not young.
What? - You are very young.
Yes.
Honestly sir, you look even younger than your son, Prasad.
Is it? Do I look like Prasad's elder brother?
Yes, but how much elder to him? Just about one or two months.
You don't know, but the street you pass by, girls fall behind you.
You should have told me before, I'd pick a few and bring them home.
You won't have to pick any. Your destiny is shining.
Girls will themselves fall into your lap.
[Groaning]
Sir! - One has really fallen in my lap?!
See! I told you. My friends are right when they say my words come true.
I said it and it happened. - What a beauty! What's your name?
I am leaving. - What name is that?
It's not my name, I said I am leaving.
Listen. What is your name? - Prempyari.
Prempyari.
Who is he? - He's my Jamura.
What?
Not Tambura, Jamura. He and I are jugglers who perform in the streets.
Oh. - I was trying pole jumping just now.
And from the street, I landed straight into your lap.
You fell from above and entered my heart.
Like a bucket falls in a well, you fell in my heart.
Prempyari, I feel we are related since many births.
That we love each other since millions of years.
What are you saying, sir?
You are such a rich man. and I am a poor street juggler.
Prempyari, you won't do tricks on the street anymore.
You will do them in my heart. I will rip my heart and make a street for you.
And you keep jumping and do tricks on it.
In your heart? But it will be dark inside.
I will get scared. - I'll get a light fixed in my heart.
But just once say you... you... - What?
I'm feeling shy. - Strange! I should be feeling shy.
Marry me. - Oh my God!
Did I talk too much?
If that is the case, then get engaged temporarily.
Because I have gone crazy about you. - Okay, but on one condition.
I'll accept your every condition. - Atleast hear it first.
Tell me.
You will have to make Jamura your son.
Son?...No problem. Though I won't be at a loss.
Being so small, his clothes won't be expensive, he will eat less ...
He is eating quite a lot.
Alright, I accept. From now on, Jamura is my father...no, my son.
Okay new father, first of all, buy me new clothes.
Your size clothes will not even be available in a museum.
I'll get my suit cut and altered for you.
Hi brother. - Brother?
Yes. - You...!
Get me a glass of water. - Me? Who are you to order me?
Your new mother's son. - New mother? Where did she come from?
Go and ask your and my father.
What is your problem?
What is all this? Who is this Shorty? Who is this woman?
He's your brother, and she's your mother.
I know this is your trick. To throw out my would-be wife...
you have brought this woman home. But they cannot live here.
When you can keep this girl here to make her your wife ...
why can't I keep this woman here to make her my wife?
What! You will make this street woman your wife and keep her here?
Ofcourse. - You will insult me?
Prasad, I will not live in this house. I won't even spit here.
Who is asking you to? Go and spit outside, or you'll dirty the home.
Did you hear that? I am leaving.
Wait...darling, think calmly. If we leave this house...
my fraudulent father will keep everything for himself...
or hand it over to that pauper. Don't leave me and go. Try to understand.
Then what do I do?
Don't do anything, leave everything to me.
I will deal with my old man. I will make them leave in a few days.
Father! Come out, father.
What is it? Did you eat bitter gourd for breakfast?
Why are you barking like a dog? What is it?
Oh, so after getting that street woman's son, ...
your own son has become a dog? - What son? I don't know you.
Don't recognise me? Recognise the son who is born from your affection?
From today, even I don't recognise you. - No problem, get lost.
First give my share. - What share?
Money, wealth, property, house, everything should be divided equally.
You want a division? - Right now!
What is this? - Your share.
Skin? - Yes, I'll give you the skin ...
and keeping the fruit for myself. - What does that mean?
It means that we will divide everything in such a manner ...
that I will get everything, and you will get nothing.
Do that cheating with the world, it won't work with me.
I want an equal share. - Equal share?
Yes.
Alright, we'll draw a line in between this hall.
That side is yours, and this side is mine. Agreed?
[Whistling] Agreed.
Hey! Do you have insects in your throat? Why are you whistling?
I am doing it on my side. - But the noise is coming on my side.
Try stopping me.
Switch off the light, it's hitting my eye.
I'm enjoying it.
Switch it off! - I will not!
The button is in my area. - The bulb is in my area.
What difference does it make? - I'll show you.
Oldie!
[Thunder]
What are you doing here?
I've come to ask why you are sticking so much to that old man's son.
You call him 'darling' all the time.
Whatever I may do, who are you to question me?
Are you my husband?
Hey Rosy...listen.
Whose picture is that? - My father's.
You are D'souza uncle's daughter? - You knew my father?
I'm Pratap Singh's son. - What! You are Pratap uncle's son?
Never! Pratap uncle was so great. And you are a loafer.
That is what even I was thinking.
D'souza uncle was so good, and you are such a big mouth.
Had I known you were D'souza uncle's daughter...
What would you do? - I'd seal your mouth.
"I am in love"
"I confess today"
"I am in love"
"I confess today"
"I always loved you, I love you even now"
"I am in love"
"I confess today"
"I always loved you, I love you even now"
"I didn't know what love was"
"My heart, O love, was lonely"
"I knew what my heart desired"
"But it was difficult to confess"
"My breaths are hot"
"I revealed my heart's secret"
"We have been naughty" - "We have been naughty"
"I always loved you, I love you even now"
"If ever I go far away from you"
"The pain of separation will torment me"
"I will come into your arms"
"How will I be able to live without you?"
"We don't have to fear the world"
"We won't sit and sigh anymore"
"We crazy lovers always rebel ..." - "We crazy lovers always rebel ..."
"when in love"
"I always loved you, I love you even now"
"I am in love"
"I confess today"
"I always loved you, I love you even now"
My brother!
Prasad, you are hugging him?
Because along with me, you have snatched his right too.
We have come to claim our due.
For that, you will make your enemy your brother?
To fight a devil like you, our union is necessary.
Wait and watch, our union will ruin you!
Let's go, brother.
He says I will be ruined. - What are you thinking?
You are the king of the world of fraud.
He has learnt all the tricks from you.
And every teacher leaves out one trick which he doesn't teach his disciple.
Think of a trick that will make him lick the floor.
Prasad, you will have to adopt crooked ways ...
to get your father's property.
You will have to think of ways to get your share out of him.
You will have to think of some great idea.
Prasad, I am your father.
I can do your signature. You've lost your bank balance.
Father, here's your locker's key.
You've lost your gold.
My cheat of a father may come.
Did you see that, darling? So much gold!
You were right. Oldies are stupid.
My father very smartly withdrew one million rupees from my account.
But he perhaps forgot that I am smarter than him.
I removed gold worth rupees five million from his locker.
[Laughing]
Don't laugh so much. When you hear of my trick, you'll gape open mouthed.
Atleast I have withdrawn real money worth one million.
What you have brought are fake gold biscuits.
What!!
Wow brother! You bought so many biscuits for me?
Get lost! ...get lost!
This is called a smart move.
I'm your father, I'll always be better than you. Isn't it?
Uncle is very smart. He had removed all the gold in the morning itself.
But even Prasad will not spare his father.
He is making a plan to sell his father's office.
Ravi Dada.
It's him.
Ravi Dada.
Move!
[Door Opens]
What happened? - I am feeling sleepy.
Then go and sleep. - I have come to sleep.
Sir...!
I won't sleep in that room. If he comes again, I'll faint.
I won't go. - Nothing will happen. Come.
No, I will sleep here. I'll keep my coat and go to sleep.
Hi. - Hi.
What happened? - He is here.
There is no one here. - He is here.
He's not. - You are here, aren't you?
I said he's not there. - He's...
Why are you talking like a girl? - What are ...
Speak again. - What are you talking?
Speak again. - What are you saying?
Enough. Your voice sounded like a girl's to me.
And? - He is standing in the cupboard.
Who? - The same guy.
Come, let's see. - I am scared. You see.
Open it.
Look. - Clothes.
He was here. - There's nothing here, don't bother me
Sir, please go and sleep.
I will not sleep in my room. - Then go and sleep in your office.
Go. Good boy. Go.
Stop the car.
Get down.
What is the matter, inspector?
We have information you supply weapons to bandits.
No, you are mistaken. I am a decent man, what have I got to do with bandits?
We don't know all that. We have to search your car. Open the boot.
Sure. I have nothing to fear.
I am a respectable man. Look.
This is not mine, this is someone's trick.
Come to the police station. - But ...
Get in! - I am not a thief or a smuggler.
Why are you putting me behind bars? - You'll know what you are tomorrow.
Atleast listen to me.
Even you will know who I am tomorrow.
Thief...thief!
What happened? How did a thief come here?
Who are you calling a thief? - You. What are you doing inside?
What do you mean? The police has locked me in.
What are you talking, sir? This is not a police station.
What do you mean? - This is a film studio.
Studio?
This is a police station set. - Set?
Film shootings are done here.
Now leave. Someone fooled you.
This is all Prasad's doing.
What did he do with my office?
Give me something too. - Coming.
Take. - What has he done to my office?
Move. - You think I'm a beggar?
You are standing in queue. - Shut-up!
What's happening here? - The inauguration of a new office
But there was another office here. - It got sold.
Sold? - Yes, the owner died in an accident.
What nonsense are you talking. - His son sold this office to us.
He sold it? - He is a very decent guy.
Is it? - Yes.
He requested we can change everything here, but not remove his father's photo
Look.
Beggar, your face very much resembles his.
Your father is a beggar!
What's this!
Father!
You cheat! You cheated me?
Shut up!
Don't bore us, we don't have time. We are going to get married.
If you survive until then, we will seek your blessings.
Until then, please wash your feet.
Move aside, old man. Let's go, darling. Why are you boring me?
Your would-be son is old!
Sir, don't worry about your son at all.
I know where he'll go to get married.
I'll go and mess it up. - Just ruin them.
Don't worry.
Priest!
Come soon.
[Wedding Clarinet]
Take a bless. - What?
Yes.
Here...bless you.
What is your name? - Prasad.
[Muttering]
What mantras are these? - Prasad, garland the bride.
[Short Laugh]
Prasad. Prasad.
[Dog Barking]
Dog! Where is Rosy? Where is the priest?
What is all this about? Who did this to me?
Who else other than your rascal of a father can do this.
He got you married to a bitch. And he even made it lick you.
Had someone insulted me like that, I'd kill him. - No.
Give me this sword, I'll kill him.
Both father and son are ready to kill each other.
We will find proof against the two thieves by tonight.
We'll do one thing. You arrange for the police to arrive...
I'll bring mother. - Okay.
Anil you? - Come Anita, I have come to take you.
Found mother's real son?
That's my only regret, that I could not find him.
Why don't you tell her you are not her real son?
I have spoken this lie that I am her son Ravi ...
to please a mother's heart. For which even God will forgive...
Mother.
Mother..
No...no mother.
You are not my son?
Mother, I didn't lie to you out of any greed.
I am an orphan. I have no one in the world.
No one has ever loved me.
But I saw a mother in you.
I saw a mother's affection in your eyes.
Forgive me, mother. Don't ever leave me.
[Breathing]
No son, you are great. Even greater.
In today's day, when people forget relationships ...
being a stranger, you have done so much for me.
You are my son. My son.
Mother, you will get your right today.
I have found my son, now I don't want anything in the world.
Nothing at all.
The father and son's game will be over today.
We will get proof and we will hand them over to the police.
And mother will get her right. But why haven't they come yet?
Look friend, I've brought that mother today to get whose due, you helped me.
Come mother. Come in.
Mother!
Mother, do you recognise me? I am your son, mother.
I am your lost son, Ravi.
Remember, you used to drop me to school everyday?
Daddy was a custom officer.
Ravi.
Yes mother. Where had you gone leaving me?
Being separated from you, look where my life has taken me.
Don't leave me and go now, mother.
No son, I won't stay away from you even for a moment now.
Mother.
You are my son, Ravi. The long separation has tortured me.
I won't leave you and go anywhere now. - Stop crying, mother.
It's a happy occasion today, don't cry.
Don't cry, mother. - Let me cry, son.
[Breathing]
I had saved my tears for this day.
God has given me everything today.
He had snatched my one son, today he returned me two sons.
Drive to the colony.
She is not here.
But she cannot escape me.
This picture? - It's her father's, Dada.
What a coincidence! I had killed him along with Pratap Singh years ago.
I will kill his daughter too today.
The whole family's story will be over.
Father?
Yes son.
When the son's intentions go wrong, the father doesn't snore away.
He stays awake and waits for him. Like this.
You wanted to snatch my right from me.
The money we accumulated by very smartly fooling the world ...
you want to keep all of it for yourself?
You have committed theft in your own father's home.
You kept fake guns in my car and got me caught by fake police?
You proved me dead and sold my office?
What? Your office? The old man who it belonged to, I got him out of the way.
Maybe, but I had got all the paperwork cleared.
If I want, I can send you behind bars. - Even I can send you behind bars.
Because until now, we have committed atleast 10000 crimes.
And in every crime, you have been an equal party.
Well-done.
Raman and Prasad, by blurting out your own crimes ...
you've helped me tape your confession. - What!
Yes, that's true, cruel uncle.
Your game is up and your crimes have been exposed.
No kid, you are mistaken.
It is not me who has been exposed, but you.
My son did get trapped by your trick for some time ...
but not me. - YOU have been trapped.
In a while, the police will come to arrest you with proof.
How can they arrest me like that? You haven't seen my last move yet.
Look. - Look here too.
Brother. - What brother? I don't know you.
Enough of that brother and sister act now.
Give me the tape recorder. - Get lost.
No!
Mother. - Mother.
Get lost!
Police.
Police. Run!
Where are you going? Inspector, arrest him.
He injured her. - No inspector, he did not injure me.
He is innocent. - Mother, what are you saying?
You may go, inspector. - This is ridiculous.
Why trouble us unnecessarily? Constable, come.
Go brother, you are free.
I don't have any complains against you...
except one. If you wanted my house, my money ...
you should have just told me once.
I swear I would give you everything.
Who does this widowed sister have except you.
Even today, I don't want this money, this house.
Just do me a favour.
I have not tied a Rakhi to your hand since years.
Let me tie one today.
Then I will leave this city with my children forever.
No sister, don't tie this sacred bond on my hand.
This hand is very bad, it is evil.
For the crimes it has committed, this hand should be chopped & thrown away.
It should be chopped to pieces.
And you still want to treat me as your brother and tie me the Rakhi.
A brother and sister are related by blood.
This bond can be forgotten, but cannot be erased.
Every brother gives his sister some gift when she ties him a Rakhi.
This brother has cheated his sister all his life.
What gift will this base man give you?
I have only one thing now. Ask for my life, and I'll...
I don't want your life, I want my brother.
And that too, a good and honest one.
I promise that neither I will do any wrong ...
nor let my son do any wrong. I promise.
Ravi, I have wronged you the greatest.
Just tell me once that you have forgiven me.
Will your apology return my childhood?
Can I get my mother's love?
Can I get my home? - Forgive me once, son.
Go.
Hello.
Father, Rosy and Anita are in our custody. What is the position there?
Everything is fine here. - Father, bring Ravi here.
Gullu Dada is saying he will kill them all together.
Anita and Rosy are in Gullu Dada's custody.
Ravi Dada, Gullu had gone to Rosy's house to kill her.
He said over there that he had killed Pratap Singh and D'souza years ago.
So Gullu is the one who killed my father?
Take mother to the hospital, we'll deal with him.
Hey Hero, why hasn't your father brought them here yet?
He will come, Villain.
Listen, should I dance. - What did you say?
Should I dance? - Strange girl she is.
We want to kill her, and she wants to dance.
You didn't understand. In the climax of every film...
when the villain kidnaps the heroine to one such godforsaken place...
he tells her to dance. I was just giving you an idea.
You girl! Don't talk so much and chew my brains.
Go sit in a corner. - What a third rate villain he is.
The heroine is ready to dance, and he is not making her dance.
Will you shut-up, or do I hit you? Go!
They have come.
Release the girls or I will blow off his brains.
Then kill him, what have I got to do?
I only want to kill you. - Hey shut-up! He is my father.
I want my father, not the girl.
Drop the gun.
Alright, I'll even do that for you.
Let the girls go.
[Gun Firing]
Leave me father, I won't spare the bastard!
[Slapping]
'You saved the child from being slapped today'
'But tomorrow, this very sin of yours will slap you so hard ...'
'it's resonance will break your heart'
Beat me, beat me more.
Not here, in the middle of the city ...
so that the whole city watches it.
And every father learns a lesson ...
that for the greed of money, no father guides his son to the wrong path.
Beat me. - Hey, what are you waiting for?
All of you are hand in glove. Finish them all.
You are hitting my father! I will not spare you.
You rascal! Bastard! You beat my father!
Hey, don't fight with me, I am afraid of fights.
That's how a father should be. So much strength ...
Whose hands are these? - Yours.
My hands?
Stand straight. ...I used to unnecessarily be afraid.
Move! Aren't you afraid?
Father, no. - Why? - He is the villain.
We will beat him like a dog later.
Come later, we will beat you later.
Hey, come here.
Bend down.
[Explosion, Laughing]
Father, ...
Father, you have lots of strength. - Strength?
My father, your grandfather had more strength.
Once, when challenged, he kept a coconut here, pressed, and broke it.
What? Coconut? - No, his hand.
Wow...?
Oh God! They are like black mountains.
One punch and I'll turn six inches. What do I do now?
I'll hide in this box.
I didn't fall.
How was it? - Bad.
[Yelling]
Pull his arm.
Pull out his other hand too.
[Laughing]
It's so hot, na?
Okay bye.
Catch him!
Oh no. What have you done?
They became six inches!
Jamure. - Yes dad.
Attack.
[Groaning]
He has come again.
Wait.
[Gun Firing]
Recognise me? I am Inspector Pratap Singh's son ...
who you ruthlessly killed in the horror tunnel.
[Groaning]
[Running Footsteps]
What a ghastly sight he makes.
All his internals have popped out. - What do we do now?
The police didn't come. We'll surrender ourselves to the police.
Father, do you clearly remember that your father was in this jail?
He was there the last time. But I don't know if he has run away.
What is my grandfather's name? I forgot.
You don't remember your grandfather's name? Dayashanker.
Dayashanker.
We agree that the land is yours, not the government's.
If you accept, then you should pay me the price.
Take.
Thank you.
[Indistinct Chattering]
Grandpa.
What have you fraudulently sold to the world?
Taj Mahal, Getway of India, Lal Quila.
I just sold this jail to the jailer.
Father, he turned out to be your father.
What do you mean turned out? He is my father.
Is this a jail? It's worst than an orphanage.
You are right. If you hear my story at the orphanage ...
your eyes will shed tears of blood.
Shut-up! You are always narrating your story.
You have never heard my story. Hear it today, no one hears it.
Shall I suggest a shortcut? Die and narrate the story to the angel of death
Shall I go?
Grandpa.
Shut it.
You had sold the jail and were leaving.
It was their plan.
They wanted to catch me with proof.
They let me leave, and then caught me red handed with proof.
However big a criminal ...
however smart, he can never escape.
You are right, son. There is a famous saying...
Crime never pace.
Man can never be happy having committed a crime.
He can never escape the law.
"The father is smart, the son is ten times smarter"
"If the son is ten times smarter, the grandfather is 100 times more"
"The father is smart, the son is ten times smarter"
"If the son is ten times smarter, the grandfather is 100 times more"